AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T CALL HIM "RICHARD ZORN"

Via the Defamer:

From the NY Post's Sunday story on esteemed film critic Roger Ebert:

ROGER Ebert may just be the most misunderstood figure in Hollywood.

Still known as "the fat one" opposite Gene Siskel (who died in 1999), and now opposite co-host Eric Roeper, Ebert, 62, is now down to a nearly svelte 186 pounds. But has anyone noticed? [bold ours]

At least they got the names of "the fat one" and "the dead one" correct. Unfortunately for "new, seemingly-retarded one" Richard Roeper, the fact-checkers stopped there. See you on the corrections page, Richard!

Kids can be so cruel.