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Good evening, I’m Senator Barack Obama.video via Bridget:
I’m here tonight to answer some questions about a very important contest that’s been weighing on the minds of the American people.
This is a contest about the future. A contest between two very different philosophies. A contest that will ultimately be decided in America’s heartland.
In Chicago, they’re asking, does the new guy have enough experience to lead us to victory?
In St. Louis, they’re wondering, are we facing a record that’s really so formidable? Or is it all just a bunch of hype?
Let me tell you – I’m all too familiar with these questions.
So tonight I’d like to put all the doubts to rest. And tonight, after a lot of thought and a good deal of soul-searching, I would like to announce to my hometown of Chicago and all of America that I’m ready….
…for the Bears to go all the way!