I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.

Got a coffee monkey
On my back
Love to drink that coffee
Black, black, black
Got a coffee monkey
On my back
Can't get enough of that coffee in my mouth
No, I cain't!
-- Coffee Monkey (wmp), The Bottle Rockets

The Blogfather, Eric Zorn, has ensured an unproductive Monday by posting a new Land of Linkin' from which I learned the following:

I am 92% Addicted to Coffee

I probably would have scored higher, but their maximum consumption topped out at "a pot or more".

My grandma drank her weight in coffee every 72 hours and she taught me that if you don't drink a pot of coffee every day, you're merely a coffee dabbler not a coffee drinker.