Transforming a Puny Ant into a Mighty Blue Giant?

From Dick Simpson's Chicago Sun-Times column entitled "Progressives moving on up":

In DuPage County, the new progressive organization, Turn DuPage Blue, is set to win so many Democratic precinct committeemen races that they will take over and revitalize the DuPage County Democratic Party in another longtime Republican bastion.

And that, true believers, will be a super-special Tale to Astonish!